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一對夫妻,長久以來都沒親熱了,老婆憋了好久,終於忍不住去買了藍、黃、紅三套性感內衣。

一日,老公回家,如往常班坐在沙發上蹺個二郎腿在那邊看報。老婆換上藍內衣,跑到老公面前,轉個圈圈,騷首弄姿說:老公....。

沒反應....老婆心想,藍的沒用,”黃”點好。老婆換上黃內衣,跑到老公面前,轉個圈圈,騷首弄姿說:老公....。

還是沒反應....老婆心想,黃的還沒用,火熱點好。老婆換上紅內衣,跑到老公面前,轉個圈圈,騷首弄姿說:老公....。

竟然還是沒反應....老婆想,都不行?那一定是真實的我比較好,老婆光溜溜的跑到老公面前,擺同樣的姿勢,老公眼瞄一下,頭還是沒抬,老婆火大了,回去穿好衣服,到老公面前興師問罪:

你這個死鬼,回到家光看報,我換了那麼多套一服,你一點都沒看唷?

老公頭也沒抬的說:有啦有啦,我有看到啦,前面三件挺漂亮的,還不錯啦,不過....第四件好像太皺了一點,該燙一下了!

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2007-11-09T06:50:53+0000


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