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飯館老板對一位客人說:〔你在這裏就像在家裏一樣。〕
〔噢,親愛的〕客人回答:〔我到這裏來只是為了好好休息一下。〕

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一位顧客慢條斯裏的在餐廳中用餐,然後他吃水果,抽香煙。

當侍者把帳單送上時,他摸了摸囗袋,假裝驚慌失措的說:「糟糕,我的錢包不見了。」侍者面無表情的問:「真的嗎?」

於是,他把這個男人帶到門囗,大聲命令他:「蹲下。」然後用力一腳,把他踢到門外。

這時,坐在另一張桌上的一個顧客,自動的走到門囗,同樣的蹲下來,然後回頭對侍者說:「結帳。」
 
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2009-02-12T07:31:08+0000


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