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田橋仔的賓士S320

一田橋仔買了台賓士S320,朋友慫恿他改排氣管前中段 沒幾天 聽說改電腦能跑得更快,反正東改西改,改裝廠老闆說這台應是打遍全台S320無敵手。

改完沒多久,有天恰好在高速公路上遇到前面1台1樣的S320,這位田僑仔心想:能臭屁一下了!馬上大腳一踩伴隨者引擎怒吼給他超過去。

可是奇妙的事發生了,原本落在身後的那台S320輕鬆的從眼前超過,這激起他不服輸本性,可是不管他怎追趕,就是無法超越。

當那台S320下交流道紅燈停下後尾隨的田僑仔忍不住攔下這部S320...

田僑仔:喂!老兄!你這台車是怎改的,能跑這麼快??

S320車主說:我沒改耶!

田僑仔說:不可能!你一定有改,不然我不可能輸你!快告訴我!我要跟你改一樣的東西。

S320車主說:我真的沒改啦!

田僑仔從皮夾掏出3萬元說:拜託!只要告訴我你改啥..這3萬元算是買你這秘密。

S320車主拗不過他 收下3萬元說了句話,留下一臉錯愕的田僑仔揚長而去!

那句話是

我只改了Mark (馬克),把S600改成S320。

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2011-10-27T02:40:00+0000


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