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三個懲罰

一天,跩哥在森林中迷路了,當他又餓又冷的時候,突然看見一間小屋,他立刻過去敲門,一個老頭子探頭出來,跩哥立刻表明來意,

老人:”你要住一晚,可以,但是有一個條件,就是不可以對我的孫女#!%$*&,不然我會給你三個懲罰.”

跩哥立刻就答應了他的條件,並隨他進入了屋子,並看到老人的孫女,那孫女美若天仙,婀娜多姿,跩哥立刻受不了,晚上睡覺時,輾轉難眠,只好起來走動,竟看到孫女的房門微開,跩哥考慮了30sec就進去了,並把孫女#$%*&@!$%...很的得意的就回去睡了..

第二天早上,跩哥醒過來,發現自己胸口上壓了一塊大石頭,上面寫著:”這是你第一個懲罰”,此時跩哥覺得快不能呼吸了,就用力的把石頭搬起,並向外丟去,心想:”這懲罰瞞值得的”,忽然看到石頭上綁了一條繩子,繩子上綁了一張紙條:”第二個懲罰,這跟繩子綁著你的左睪丸”.

跩哥想說:”這怎麼得了 ”

立刻往窗口跳出去,跳出去的同時,忽然看到床腳繫著一根繩子,繩子上又是一張紙條:”第三個懲罰,這跟繩子綁著你的右睪丸...

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2007-11-09T07:57:10+0000


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