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小明是剛畢業的大學生,因為長達六個月找不到工作,某天在報上看到動物園在應徵員工,立即跑去面試。

面試當天主管跟他提到,目前員工人數已滿額,不過現在猩猩欄裡少一隻猩猩,如不嫌棄可以先扮猩猩,等到正職有缺人時再把小明調回正常工作,小明心想反正那麼久沒收入了,先頂一下再說,隔天就穿著猩猩的衣服上工了。

過了幾個禮拜,由於小明扮演的很稱職,許多人都慕名而來,使動物園的業績提高了兩成。

某日,遊客的小孩想丟香蕉給猩猩吃,由於力道不夠導致小明得助跑去接香蕉,就在小明接到香蕉時才發現自己已經掉入美洲豹的範圍裡,美洲豹看到猩猩在眼前,興奮的一歩一步的向猩猩走去,此時小明怕被美洲豹攻擊,不管三七二十一的穿著猩猩服高擧雙手喊【救命】

讓一旁的遊客都大吃一驚,美洲豹把大猩猩逼到牆角時,小明心想這下完了,我的人生就得穿著這身猩猩服結束了,正當小明在做最後祈禱時,此時美洲豹說話了........

美洲豹:你是勒靠背喔,喊的這麼大聲,是要害大家都沒頭路逆。

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2013-04-25T17:42:00+0000


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