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有一個農場...... 農夫想說要準備一隻種雞...便選了一隻身強體健的公雞.. 之後...主人便天天給它補身體....

一天....公雞飛進了母雞寮...把五十隻公雞全交配了.... 隔天..農夫發現那隻公雞已經奄奄一息躺在晒穀場.. 農夫在心痛之於將它埋了....

但是...農場一天不能沒有種雞.....於是.... 隔天便在雞群中選了一隻更強壯的公雞....... 這次農夫有了上次經驗....便更加去補這隻雞的身體....事情發生了...

有一天...這隻種雞跑進了母雞寮把所有的母雞交配...... 之後又跑進母鴨寮...母鵝寮....把所有的母鴨母鵝也交配了.... 農夫心想它大概會跟上次那隻一樣了...... 果然....隔天早上....發現那隻公雞奄奄一息的躺在晒穀場......

眼看公雞就不行了.....天上還有幾隻禿鷹在空中徘徊...準被吃它的屍體.. 畢竟主人都是比較有感情的....跑過去要將它埋了......

這時公雞說話了:噓........不要吵...我在等上面那兩隻禿鷹....

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2007-11-09T08:01:25+0000


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