Dear wang litte sister:
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
I think l should introduce myself to you.
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
I am a good man, in a big company work.
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protectyou.
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be amonk,and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
Like Your people
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！没有高手翻译你不会看得懂的喔 !全版如下 :
Dear wang litte sister∶
亲爱的王小姐∶
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
自从看到你的第一眼 , 我便爱上 你。
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
奶的眼睛闭上，我就死了，你的眼睛打开，我又活过来
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
奶的眼睛贬啊贬 ,我就死去活来 ?
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
也许你不记得我 , 没有关系
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
当你仔细看著我，你就会一见锺情?
I think l should introduce myself to you.
我想应该介绍一下自己。
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
我叫李大伟, 今年 25 ( 今天是 today, 那麽今年就是 toyear. 至於伟就翻成 great 吧！ )
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
我家有四口人 .. 爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。
I am a good man, in a big company work.
我是一个好男人，在一家大公司上班。
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you..
我每天都做早操，这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
请嫁给我吧 , 否则我将削发为僧 ( 实在想不起「嫁」字怎麽翻译，好在头脑灵光 , 嫁过来不就是和我吃住在一起。）
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
找个庙来了此一生。（至於「庙」字 , 也不会翻译，不过很多和尚住在一起的地方就是庙。 )
Like Your people
喜欢奶的人
＊原来做早操的英文是 make early fuck ……
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