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我就是不敢冒這個險

我就是不敢冒這個險『 The Loving Husband...?』

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
有一個男人跟他一天到晚只會抱怨的妻子來到耶路撒冷渡假。

While they were there, the wife passed away.
在渡假當中,他的妻子突然去世了。

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury herhere, in the Holy Land,for $150."
葬儀社的人跟他說:您可以選擇花 $5,000將尊夫人的遺體運回您的國家,或者花 $150 把她葬在這聖地耶路撒冷。

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
那人想了一會兒,就跟葬儀社的人說他要把她運回家鄉。

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home,when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
葬儀社的人不解地問他說:為何您寧可花 $5,000把尊夫人運回家鄉,而不願意將她葬在這美好之地,而且花更少錢呢?

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here,and three days later, he rose from the dead."
那人回答:很久以前,有一個人在這裡死了,埋在這裡,過了三天,他又復活了。
【聖經記述..耶穌死後第三天復活】

He continued: "I just can't take that chance..."
他繼續說著:我就是不想冒這個險 ...

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2009-01-06T20:35:00+0000


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