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為什麼新生兒會緊握拳頭

院裡醫師與護士正忙著替一位即將臨盆的孕婦接生

經過好幾個小時的折騰之後，為什麼新生兒會緊握拳頭終於成功而且順利的迎接了這個新生命，正當大伙都替這位小貝比高興之時，護士小姐發現了很奇怪的一點：為什麼小嬰孩的小手緊握著拳頭！
於是護士小姐小心翼翼的將嬰孩的小手拉開，
發現裡頭握著的竟是一顆避孕藥 !!!!
這時候只聽見小嬰孩說：

.........媽的！想幹掉我，沒這麼容易！

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2009-02-17T10:51:16+0000

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