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學生的考試

某哲學系老師在期中考時只考了一題申論題:「什麼是勇氣?」

就當大家拼了命在想怎麼寫時,有個同學交卷了!

不過,他只寫了五個字:「這就是勇氣。」

到了期末考,老師依然是只考一題:「這就是題目,請作答。」

大家依然不會寫不過那位同學還是很快就交卷了,他寫了:「這就是答案,請給分。」

老師氣不過,傳喚了那位同學:「我有兩道題目問你,你若答出第一題就可不必答第二題。」

同學:「嗯。」

老師:「你的頭髮有幾根?」

同學:「一億兩千萬三千六百零一根。」

老師:「⊙ˍ⊙!?」「你怎麼知道?」

同學:「這一題不用回答。」

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2008-11-19T04:03:54+0000


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