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話說蔣公死後,在天堂遇見國父。
國父問他說:我死後民主實行的如何呢?
蔣公說:很成功啊!
國父高興道:那....第一任總統是誰呢?
蔣公驕傲的說:就是我!
國父道:很好啊!第二任呢?
蔣公不好意思的說:于右任 (余又任總統)
國父說:好!書法家做總統,第三任呢?
蔣:吳三連 (吾三連任總統)
國:好!新聞界也有做總統!第四任呢?
蔣:趙麗蓮 (照例連任總統)
國:好!教育家也有做總統,第五任呢?
蔣:趙元任 (照原來任總統)
國:太好啦!輿論界也有出總統的!第六任呢?
蔣:伍子胥 (吾子繼續)
這時國父才狐疑的問:連古人也來做總統嗎.....?
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2011-11-17T08:08:00+0000


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