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 我今天去了百貨公司看到一對夫婦,說了讓我在旁邊昏倒的話:

老婆看到喜歡的戒指,拉著老公過去看,看了一下子,老公問老婆:「真的喜歡嗎?」

老婆一直點頭....帶著懇求的眼神。

於是老公問店員:「請問,這個戒指多少錢呀?」

店員說:「打過折,八千八百八十八元。」

老公本來要付錢的,這時候他老婆竟然說:「老公..看你那麼體貼,我也付一半價錢....」

聽完老公一定很開心,我跟店員的想法應該一樣「有這種老婆應該很不錯,會幫自己分擔。」

但是沒想到.............

他老婆掏出了八十八元,說道:「老公我出一半了,剩下的交給你..................」

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2011-07-11T05:49:02+0000

魚戀秋波 Neil Y.K. :

原來是中文的一半,不是數字的一半!
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2011-07-11T07:42:55+0000


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