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老王規定其女兒每天要記日記,某天晚上他抽查女兒的日記。
他查完日記後,對女兒的母親大發雷霆。其妻莫名其妙,要求老王說明原因。

他憤怒地打開女兒的日記攤在桌前,其上歪歪扭扭地寫著:

“今日陳叔叔來我家玩媽媽,說做完作業後,可以吃點心。然後,陳叔叔誇我作業做得好,於是叔叔抱起了我媽媽,叫叔叔小心一點,之後叔叔又親了我媽媽,也親了我奶奶,也親了我。”

妻大怒,斥問女兒,女兒哭道:


是我把標點點錯了,我寫的其實是......

“今日陳叔叔來我家玩,媽媽說做完作業後,可以吃點心。然後,陳叔叔誇我作業做得好,於是叔叔抱起了我,媽媽叫叔叔小心一點,之後叔叔又親了我,媽媽也親了我,奶奶也親了我。”



小小一個錯誤也會造成大大錯誤....

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2009-02-27T10:27:09+0000


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