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一次逛街時突然覺得肚子很痛,於是走進街角的199吃到飽火鍋店,想說借個廁所用,偏偏找遍了一樓就是找不到,於是我跑到二樓去,二樓是還在裝修空蕩蕩的沒有任何東西,但是卻發現有一間廁所門貼著" 故障待修,請勿使用",我實在是忍不住了,管他三七二十一,反正四下無人,脫了褲子就朝馬桶蹲下去,霹靂啪啦……好爽!!

結束後,我走下樓去 卻發現空無一人,奇怪了,正值晚餐時間,剛才樓下還高朋滿座說,怎麼一下子就人去樓空呢??連服務生和接待都不見了……

於是我走近櫃台,並且問到:「有人在嗎?怎麼都沒人了?」


此時,只見一個男服務生從吧台下 鑽出來,並且開口說:


「我操!……剛才大便從天花板掉下來打到電風扇的時候你不在嗎?算你運氣好......」

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2009-02-17T10:56:43+0000

靜默劍 :

Oh my God!!

看完差一點就噴飯了...
有笑點..有笑點...

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2009-02-17T10:56:00+0000

霞斷月 :

哈哈哈~
完全無法想像的噁心程度......
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2010-07-26T11:14:00+0000

魚戀秋波 Neil Y.K. :

 每次跟朋友說起這個笑話, 總是沒辦法冷靜的說完....
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2010-11-07T15:11:00+0000


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